A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer!: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer! runs 12.3 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Bridget Thomas (about 8.2 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 12.3 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 25 days |
| 1 hour / day | 13 days |
| 2 hours / day | 7 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 9 days |
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What our data says
- At 12.3 hours, it runs longer than 91% of the 10,266 Memoirs audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Bridget Thomas
Bridget Thomas narrates 50 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 502 hours in all.
About as long, on the Memoirs shelf
898 Memoirs audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer! is an audiobook by Kat Ward: a 12.3-hour unabridged recording, read by Bridget Thomas, released August 18, 2025, on the Memoirs and History & Culture shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 12.3 hrs
- Narrated by
- Bridget Thomas
- Released
- August 18, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Memoirs, History & Culture, Disorders & Diseases
- ISBN
- 9798318040597
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer! as an audiobook?
A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer! runs 12.3 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 8.2 hours.
Is A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer! free as an audiobook?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer!?
A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer! is narrated by Bridget Thomas.
Is A Life on the Toilet: Tales of Ill-Health and Bowel Cancer! worth listening to at 1.5× speed?
At 1.5× you'd finish in about 8.2 hours, saving 4.1 hours.