Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear audiobook runs 0.3 hours unabridged, narrated by Carl Hiaasen (about 0.2 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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| 30 min / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day | 1 day |
| 2 hours / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 1 day |
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What our data says
- At 0.3 hours, it is shorter than 98% of the 4,248 Lessons in Philosophy audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Lessons in Philosophy shelf
23 Lessons in Philosophy audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
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About this listen
Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear is an audiobook by Carl Hiaasen: a 0.3-hour unabridged recording, read by Carl Hiaasen, released April 10, 2018, on the Lessons in Philosophy and Comedy, Satire & Parody shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 0.3 hrs
- Narrated by
- Carl Hiaasen
- Released
- April 10, 2018
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Lessons in Philosophy, Comedy, Satire & Parody
- ISBN
- 9780525643128
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How long is the Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear audiobook?
Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear runs 0.3 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 0.2 hours.
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Who narrates Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear?
Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear is narrated by Carl Hiaasen.