Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities audiobook runs 5.1 hours unabridged, narrated by Chris Kluwe (about 3.4 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 5.1 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
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| 30 min / day | 11 days |
| 1 hour / day | 6 days |
| 2 hours / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 4 days |
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What our data says
- At 5.1 hours, it is shorter than 59% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
356 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities is an audiobook by Chris Kluwe: a 5.1-hour unabridged recording, read by Chris Kluwe, released June 25, 2013, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Comedy shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 5.1 hrs
- Narrated by
- Chris Kluwe
- Released
- June 25, 2013
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody, Comedy
- ISBN
- 9781478951476
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How long is the Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities audiobook?
Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities runs 5.1 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.4 hours.
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Who narrates Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities?
Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities is narrated by Chris Kluwe.