Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral audiobook runs 5.4 hours unabridged, narrated by Tiffany Morgan (about 3.6 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 5.4 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
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| 30 min / day | 11 days |
| 1 hour / day | 6 days |
| 2 hours / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 4 days |
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What our data says
- At 5.4 hours, it is shorter than 77% of the 9,905 Social Science audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Tiffany Morgan
Tiffany Morgan narrates 188 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 1,443 hours in all.
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Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral is an audiobook by Charlotte Hays and Gayden Metcalfe: a 5.4-hour unabridged recording, read by Tiffany Morgan, released January 21, 2020, on the Social Science and Comedy, Satire & Parody shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 5.4 hrs
- Narrated by
- Tiffany Morgan
- Released
- January 21, 2020
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Social Science, Comedy, Satire & Parody
- ISBN
- 9781549156533
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How long is the Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral audiobook?
Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral runs 5.4 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.6 hours.
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Who narrates Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral?
Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral is narrated by Tiffany Morgan.