Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked audiobook runs 2 hours unabridged, narrated by David Hite (about 1.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 2 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 4 days |
| 1 hour / day | 2 days |
| 2 hours / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 2 days |
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What our data says
- At 2 hours, it is shorter than 78% of the 10,901 Medicine & Naturopathy audiobooks in our catalog.
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Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked is an audiobook by David Hite: a 2-hour unabridged recording, read by David Hite, released July 30, 2026, on the Medicine & Naturopathy shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 2 hrs
- Narrated by
- David Hite
- Released
- July 30, 2026
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Medicine & Naturopathy
- ISBN
- 9798182602594
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked audiobook?
Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked runs 2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 1.3 hours.
Is the Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked audiobook free?
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Who narrates Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked?
Carpe Diem: If There's no God, I'm F*cked is narrated by David Hite.