Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks audiobook runs 8 hours unabridged, narrated by Lisa Lampanelli (about 5.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 8 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 16 days |
| 1 hour / day | 8 days |
| 2 hours / day | 4 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 6 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 8 hours, it runs longer than 53% of the 10,266 Memoirs audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Memoirs shelf
2,348 Memoirs audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks is an audiobook by Lisa Lampanelli: a 8-hour unabridged recording, read by Lisa Lampanelli, released September 15, 2009, on the Memoirs shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 8 hrs
- Narrated by
- Lisa Lampanelli
- Released
- September 15, 2009
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Memoirs
- ISBN
- 9780743597869
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks audiobook?
Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks runs 8 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 5.3 hours.
Is the Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks audiobook free?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks?
Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks is narrated by Lisa Lampanelli.