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Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns by Carl Hiaasen

Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns: Audiobook

by Carl Hiaasen · narrated by Arte Johnson · unabridged · 2014

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns audiobook runs 12.7 hours unabridged, narrated by Arte Johnson (about 8.5 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

12.7listening hrs
The Americasstore shelf
2014released
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Based on 12.7 hours of listening.

Days to finish Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns at common listening paces
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1 hour / day13 days
2 hours / day7 days
1 hour / day at 1.5×9 days
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What our data says

  • At 12.7 hours, it runs longer than 73% of the 5,887 The Americas audiobooks in our catalog.

More narrated by Arte Johnson

Arte Johnson narrates 37 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 256 hours in all.

All Arte Johnson audiobooks, measured

About as long, on the The Americas shelf

748 The Americas audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns is an audiobook by Carl Hiaasen: a 12.7-hour unabridged recording, read by Arte Johnson, released January 28, 2014, on the The Americas and Comedy shelves.

The listen at a glance

Length
12.7 hrs
Narrated by
Arte Johnson
Released
January 28, 2014
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
The Americas, Comedy, Comedy, Satire & Parody
ISBN
9780804164061

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns audiobook?

Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns runs 12.7 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 8.5 hours.

Is the Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns audiobook free?

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Who narrates Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns?

Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns is narrated by Arte Johnson.

Is Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns worth listening to at 1.5× speed?

At 1.5× you'd finish in about 8.5 hours, saving 4.2 hours.