Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent audiobook runs 2 hours unabridged, narrated by Hayley DeRoche (about 1.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 2 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
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| 30 min / day | 4 days |
| 1 hour / day | 2 days |
| 2 hours / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 2 days |
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What our data says
- At 2 hours, it is shorter than 79% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
131 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent is an audiobook by Hayley DeRoche: a 2-hour unabridged recording, read by Hayley DeRoche, released July 20, 2026, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Parenting shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Hayley DeRoche
- Released
- July 20, 2026
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody, Parenting
- ISBN
- 9798899749285
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How long is the Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent audiobook?
Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent runs 2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 1.3 hours.
Is the Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent audiobook free?
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Who narrates Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent?
Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent is narrated by Hayley DeRoche.