Drink Me, Please: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Drink Me, Please audiobook runs 5.5 hours unabridged, narrated by Matthew Curtis (about 3.7 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 5.5 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 11 days |
| 1 hour / day | 6 days |
| 2 hours / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 4 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 5.5 hours, it runs longer than 78% of the 6,276 Erotica audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Erotica shelf
298 Erotica audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Drink Me, Please is an audiobook by America's Most Famous Porn Writer: a 5.5-hour unabridged recording, read by Matthew Curtis, released November 4, 2025, on the Erotica shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 5.5 hrs
- Narrated by
- Matthew Curtis
- Released
- November 4, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Erotica
- ISBN
- 9798999335708
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the Drink Me, Please audiobook?
Drink Me, Please runs 5.5 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.7 hours.
Is the Drink Me, Please audiobook free?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates Drink Me, Please?
Drink Me, Please is narrated by Matthew Curtis.