F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed!: Audiobook
Part of The F.A.R.T. Diaries
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed! audiobook runs 2.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Brian Holden (about 1.5 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 2.2 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 5 days |
| 1 hour / day | 3 days |
| 2 hours / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 2 days |
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What our data says
- At 2.2 hours, it runs longer than 51% of the 14,091 Non-fiction (Kids) audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Brian Holden
Brian Holden narrates 109 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 807 hours in all.
About as long, on the Non-fiction (Kids) shelf
475 Non-fiction (Kids) audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
- My School Days
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway (Book 12): A hilarious family holiday story from the #1 international bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School (Book 10): A laugh-out-loud disastrous school trip story from the #1 international bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series
- Ramona Quimby, Age 8
- New Kid
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed! is an audiobook by Peter Bakalian: a 2.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Brian Holden, released May 3, 2022, on the Non-fiction (Kids) and Humor shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 2.2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Brian Holden
- Released
- May 3, 2022
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Non-fiction (Kids), Humor
- Series
- The F.A.R.T. Diaries
- ISBN
- 9781797147437
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed! audiobook?
F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed! runs 2.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 1.5 hours.
Is the F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed! audiobook free?
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Who narrates F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed!?
F.A.R.T.: Top Secret! No Kids Allowed! is narrated by Brian Holden.