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Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path by Jeff Somers

Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path: Audiobook

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path audiobook runs 12.6 hours unabridged, narrated by L.J. Ganser (about 8.4 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

12.6listening hrs
Comedy, Satire & Parodystore shelf
2026released
Free for new listeners

The instrument When will you finish it?

Based on 12.6 hours of listening.

Days to finish Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path at common listening paces
Your paceYou'll finish in
30 min / day26 days
1 hour / day13 days
2 hours / day7 days
1 hour / day at 1.5×9 days

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What our data says

  • At 12.6 hours, it runs longer than 94% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.

More narrated by L.J. Ganser

L.J. Ganser narrates 339 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 3,033 hours in all.

All L.J. Ganser audiobooks, measured

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path is an audiobook by Jeff Somers: a 12.6-hour unabridged recording, read by L.J. Ganser, released February 22, 2026, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf.

The listen at a glance

Length
12.6 hrs
Narrated by
L.J. Ganser
Released
February 22, 2026
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Comedy, Satire & Parody
ISBN
9781968143077

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path audiobook?

Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path runs 12.6 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 8.4 hours.

Is the Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path audiobook free?

Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.

Who narrates Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path?

Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path is narrated by L.J. Ganser.

Is Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path worth listening to at 1.5× speed?

At 1.5× you'd finish in about 8.4 hours, saving 4.2 hours.