Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality: Audiobook
Book 5 of the Ruin Your Life Now series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality audiobook runs 1.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Alysia Gates (about 0.8 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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| 2 hours / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 1 day |
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What our data says
- At 1.2 hours, it is shorter than 86% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
135 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
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About this listen
Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality is book 5 of Dicholas Chad Pansy's Ruin Your Life Now series: a 1.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Alysia Gates, released April 5, 2025, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 1.2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Alysia Gates
- Released
- April 5, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody
- Series
- Ruin Your Life Now #5
- ISBN
- 9798347345809
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How long is the Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality audiobook?
Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality runs 1.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 0.8 hours.
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Who narrates Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality?
Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality is narrated by Alysia Gates.