How Not to F*** Them Up: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the How Not to F*** Them Up audiobook runs 10.9 hours unabridged, narrated by Paul Blake (about 7.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 10.9 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 22 days |
| 1 hour / day | 11 days |
| 2 hours / day | 6 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 8 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 10.9 hours, it runs longer than 92% of the 2,498 Parenting audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Parenting shelf
223 Parenting audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
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Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
How Not to F*** Them Up is an audiobook by Oliver James: a 10.9-hour unabridged recording, read by Paul Blake, released December 6, 2012, on the Parenting and Non-Fiction shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 10.9 hrs
- Narrated by
- Paul Blake
- Released
- December 6, 2012
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Parenting, Non-Fiction
- ISBN
- 9781448160440
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the How Not to F*** Them Up audiobook?
How Not to F*** Them Up runs 10.9 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 7.3 hours.
Is the How Not to F*** Them Up audiobook free?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates How Not to F*** Them Up?
How Not to F*** Them Up is narrated by Paul Blake.
Is How Not to F*** Them Up worth listening to at 1.5× speed?
At 1.5× you'd finish in about 7.3 hours, saving 3.6 hours.