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How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry by Brian Bilston

How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry: Audiobook

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry audiobook runs 5.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Brian Bilston (about 3.5 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

5.2listening hrs
Comedy, Satire & Parodystore shelf
2026released
Free for new listeners

The instrument When will you finish it?

Based on 5.2 hours of listening.

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30 min / day11 days
1 hour / day6 days
2 hours / day3 days
1 hour / day at 1.5×4 days

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What our data says

  • At 5.2 hours, it is shorter than 57% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry is an audiobook by Brian Bilston: a 5.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Brian Bilston, released April 16, 2026, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Poetry shelves.

The listen at a glance

Length
5.2 hrs
Narrated by
Brian Bilston
Released
April 16, 2026
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Comedy, Satire & Parody, Poetry, Non-Fiction
ISBN
9781035085750

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry audiobook?

How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry runs 5.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.5 hours.

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Who narrates How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry?

How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside: An Alternative Guide to Writing and Enjoying Poetry is narrated by Brian Bilston.