How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid audiobook runs 3.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Jeff Simpson (about 2.1 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 3.2 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 7 days |
| 1 hour / day | 4 days |
| 2 hours / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 3 days |
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What our data says
- At 3.2 hours, it is shorter than 64% of the 7,923 Mystery & Fantasy audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Jeff Simpson
Jeff Simpson narrates 11 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 94 hours in all.
About as long, on the Mystery & Fantasy shelf
429 Mystery & Fantasy audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid is an audiobook by Mick Bogerman: a 3.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Jeff Simpson, released April 9, 2019, on the Mystery & Fantasy shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 3.2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Jeff Simpson
- Released
- April 9, 2019
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Mystery & Fantasy
- ISBN
- 9781949385007
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid audiobook?
How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid runs 3.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 2.1 hours.
Is the How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid audiobook free?
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Who narrates How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid?
How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid is narrated by Jeff Simpson.