How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday audiobook runs 4.7 hours unabridged, narrated by James Breakwell (about 3.1 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 4.7 hours of listening.
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| 30 min / day | 10 days |
| 1 hour / day | 5 days |
| 2 hours / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 4 days |
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What our data says
- At 4.7 hours, it is shorter than 61% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by James Breakwell
James Breakwell narrates 4 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 18 hours in all.
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
280 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday is an audiobook by James Breakwell: a 4.7-hour unabridged recording, read by James Breakwell, released January 7, 2020, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 4.7 hrs
- Narrated by
- James Breakwell
- Released
- January 7, 2020
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody
- ISBN
- 9781094099781
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How long is the How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday audiobook?
How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday runs 4.7 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.1 hours.
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Who narrates How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday?
How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday is narrated by James Breakwell.