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How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror by Bonnie Quinn

How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror: Audiobook

Book 3 of the How to Survive Camping series

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror audiobook runs 9.4 hours unabridged, narrated by Jeremy Carlisle Parker (about 6.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

9.4listening hrs
Paranormalstore shelf
2026released
Free for new listeners

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What our data says

  • At 9.4 hours, it runs longer than 61% of the 8,772 Paranormal audiobooks in our catalog.

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1,666 Paranormal audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:

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About this listen

How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror is book 3 of Bonnie Quinn's How to Survive Camping series: a 9.4-hour unabridged recording, read by Jeremy Carlisle Parker, released September 10, 2026, on the Paranormal and Horror shelves.

The listen at a glance

Length
9.4 hrs
Narrated by
Jeremy Carlisle Parker
Released
September 10, 2026
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Paranormal, Horror
Series
How to Survive Camping #3
ISBN
9781398543065

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror audiobook?

How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror runs 9.4 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 6.3 hours.

Is the How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror audiobook free?

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Who narrates How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror?

How to Survive Camping: The Ancient Things: A gruesomely funny and addictive must-read horror is narrated by Jeremy Carlisle Parker.