How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives audiobook runs 3.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Oliver Wyman (about 2.1 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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| 30 min / day | 7 days |
| 1 hour / day | 4 days |
| 2 hours / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 3 days |
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What our data says
- At 3.2 hours, it is shorter than 71% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
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Oliver Wyman narrates 217 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 1,661 hours in all.
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About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
172 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives is an audiobook by Zachary Auburn: a 3.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Oliver Wyman, released May 21, 2019, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Animals & Nature (Non-Fiction) shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 3.2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Oliver Wyman
- Released
- May 21, 2019
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody, Animals & Nature (Non-Fiction)
- ISBN
- 9780593151495
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives runs 3.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 2.1 hours.
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Who narrates How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives?
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives is narrated by Oliver Wyman.