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I'd Rather Eat Pants by Peter Ackerman

I'd Rather Eat Pants: Audiobook

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the I'd Rather Eat Pants audiobook runs 0.6 hours unabridged, narrated by Jonathan Banks and Ed Asner and others (about 0.4 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

0.6listening hrs
Theatre & Radiostore shelf
2015released
Free for new listeners

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What our data says

  • At 0.6 hours, it is shorter than 85% of the 2,498 Theatre & Radio audiobooks in our catalog.

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

I'd Rather Eat Pants is an audiobook by Peter Ackerman: a 0.6-hour unabridged recording, read by Jonathan Banks, Ed Asner and Ed Begley, released March 15, 2015, on the Theatre & Radio shelf.

The listen at a glance

Length
0.6 hrs
Narrated by
Jonathan Banks, Ed Asner, Ed Begley
Released
March 15, 2015
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Theatre & Radio
ISBN
9781580812573

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the I'd Rather Eat Pants audiobook?

I'd Rather Eat Pants runs 0.6 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 0.4 hours.

Is the I'd Rather Eat Pants audiobook free?

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Who narrates I'd Rather Eat Pants?

I'd Rather Eat Pants is narrated by Jonathan Banks, Ed Asner and Ed Begley.