I'll Quit When I'm Dead: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the I'll Quit When I'm Dead audiobook runs 13.8 hours unabridged, narrated by Luke Smitherd and Frankie Porter (about 9.2 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 13.8 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 28 days |
| 1 hour / day | 14 days |
| 2 hours / day | 7 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 10 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 13.8 hours, it runs longer than 89% of the 8,772 Paranormal audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Frankie Porter
Frankie Porter narrates 29 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 303 hours in all.
About as long, on the Paranormal shelf
745 Paranormal audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
- Good Omens
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Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
I'll Quit When I'm Dead is an audiobook by Luke Smitherd: a 13.8-hour unabridged recording, read by Luke Smitherd and Frankie Porter, released October 14, 2025, on the Horror and Paranormal shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 13.8 hrs
- Narrated by
- Luke Smitherd, Frankie Porter
- Released
- October 14, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Horror, Paranormal
- ISBN
- 9781668651490
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the I'll Quit When I'm Dead audiobook?
I'll Quit When I'm Dead runs 13.8 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 9.2 hours.
Is the I'll Quit When I'm Dead audiobook free?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates I'll Quit When I'm Dead?
I'll Quit When I'm Dead is narrated by Luke Smitherd and Frankie Porter.
Is I'll Quit When I'm Dead worth listening to at 1.5× speed?
At 1.5× you'd finish in about 9.2 hours, saving 4.6 hours.