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If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession by Charlotte Levin

If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession: Audiobook

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession audiobook runs 10.7 hours unabridged, narrated by Chloe Massey (about 7.1 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

10.7listening hrs
Mysterystore shelf
2020released
Free for new listeners

The instrument When will you finish it?

Based on 10.7 hours of listening.

Days to finish If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession at common listening paces
Your paceYou'll finish in
30 min / day22 days
1 hour / day11 days
2 hours / day6 days
1 hour / day at 1.5×8 days

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What our data says

  • At 10.7 hours, it runs longer than 76% of the 7,690 Mystery audiobooks in our catalog.

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession is an audiobook by Charlotte Levin: a 10.7-hour unabridged recording, read by Chloe Massey, released July 9, 2020, on the Mystery and Psychological shelves.

The listen at a glance

Length
10.7 hrs
Narrated by
Chloe Massey
Released
July 9, 2020
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Mystery, Psychological
ISBN
9781529032413

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession audiobook?

If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession runs 10.7 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 7.1 hours.

Is the If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession audiobook free?

Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.

Who narrates If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession?

If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession is narrated by Chloe Massey.

Is If I Can't Have You: A Compulsive, Darkly Funny Story of Heartbreak and Obsession worth listening to at 1.5× speed?

At 1.5× you'd finish in about 7.1 hours, saving 3.6 hours.