If My Ass Were Smaller Life Would be Perfect and Other Lies the Mean Girl in Your Head Tells You: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the If My Ass Were Smaller Life Would be Perfect and Other Lies the Mean Girl in Your Head Tells You audiobook runs 3.9 hours unabridged, narrated by Julie Glynn (about 2.6 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 3.9 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
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| 30 min / day | 8 days |
| 1 hour / day | 4 days |
| 2 hours / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 3 days |
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What our data says
- At 3.9 hours, it is shorter than 64% of the 4,474 Disorders & Diseases audiobooks in our catalog.
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Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
If My Ass Were Smaller Life Would be Perfect and Other Lies the Mean Girl in Your Head Tells You is an audiobook by Julie Glynn, Med, M.A.: a 3.9-hour unabridged recording, read by Julie Glynn, released December 1, 2023, on the Disorders & Diseases shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 3.9 hrs
- Narrated by
- Julie Glynn
- Released
- December 1, 2023
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Disorders & Diseases
- ISBN
- 9781736116838
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How long is the If My Ass Were Smaller Life Would be Perfect and Other Lies the Mean Girl in Your Head Tells You audiobook?
If My Ass Were Smaller Life Would be Perfect and Other Lies the Mean Girl in Your Head Tells You runs 3.9 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 2.6 hours.
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Who narrates If My Ass Were Smaller Life Would be Perfect and Other Lies the Mean Girl in Your Head Tells You?
If My Ass Were Smaller Life Would be Perfect and Other Lies the Mean Girl in Your Head Tells You is narrated by Julie Glynn.