If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories audiobook runs 6.7 hours unabridged, narrated by Neel Patel (about 4.5 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 6.7 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 14 days |
| 1 hour / day | 7 days |
| 2 hours / day | 4 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 5 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 6.7 hours, it is shorter than 74% of the 14,520 Literary Fiction audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Literary Fiction shelf
1,589 Literary Fiction audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Other recordings
- The 2020 recording read by Abhishek Sharma runs 0.1 hours shorter (6.5 hours).
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories is an audiobook by Neel Patel: a 6.7-hour unabridged recording, read by Neel Patel, released July 10, 2018, on the Literary Fiction and Short Stories shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 6.7 hrs
- Narrated by
- Neel Patel
- Released
- July 10, 2018
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Literary Fiction, Short Stories
- ISBN
- 9781427298645
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories audiobook?
If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories runs 6.7 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 4.5 hours.
Is the If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories audiobook free?
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Who narrates If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories?
If You See Me, Don't Say Hi: Stories is narrated by Neel Patel.