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Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! by Patrick F. McManus

Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!: Audiobook

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! audiobook runs 5.8 hours unabridged, narrated by Norman Dietz (about 3.8 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

5.8listening hrs
Comedystore shelf
2009released
Free for new listeners

The instrument When will you finish it?

Based on 5.8 hours of listening.

Days to finish Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! at common listening paces
Your paceYou'll finish in
30 min / day12 days
1 hour / day6 days
2 hours / day3 days
1 hour / day at 1.5×4 days

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What our data says

  • At 5.8 hours, it is shorter than 58% of the 650 Comedy audiobooks in our catalog.

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! is an audiobook by Patrick F. McManus: a 5.8-hour unabridged recording, read by Norman Dietz, released October 2, 2009, on the Comedy shelf.

The listen at a glance

Length
5.8 hrs
Narrated by
Norman Dietz
Released
October 2, 2009
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Comedy
ISBN
9781440775925

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! audiobook?

Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! runs 5.8 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.8 hours.

Is the Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! audiobook free?

Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.

Who narrates Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!?

Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! is narrated by Norman Dietz.