Sh*t My Dad Says: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Sh*t My Dad Says audiobook runs 3.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Sean Schemmel (about 2.1 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 3.2 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 7 days |
| 1 hour / day | 4 days |
| 2 hours / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 3 days |
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What our data says
- At 3.2 hours, it is shorter than 73% of the 1,858 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Sean Schemmel
Sean Schemmel narrates 8 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 11 hours in all.
- I Suck at Girls
- Morris and Boris at the Circus
- Morris the Moose
- Morris Goes to School
- Marley: Marley Learns a Lesson
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
74 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 170,512 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read October 21, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Sh*t My Dad Says is an audiobook by Justin Halpern: a 3.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Sean Schemmel, released May 4, 2010, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Parenting shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 3.2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Sean Schemmel
- Released
- May 4, 2010
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody, Parenting
- ISBN
- 9780062012364
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the Sh*t My Dad Says audiobook?
Sh*t My Dad Says runs 3.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 2.1 hours.
Is the Sh*t My Dad Says audiobook free?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates Sh*t My Dad Says?
Sh*t My Dad Says is narrated by Sean Schemmel.