Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson audiobook runs 0.1 hours unabridged, narrated by Khristine Hvam (about 0.1 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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| 1 hour / day | 1 day |
| 2 hours / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 1 day |
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What our data says
- At 0.1 hours, it is shorter than 99% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Khristine Hvam
Khristine Hvam narrates 218 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 1,970 hours in all.
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
8 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson is an audiobook by Sue Salvi: a 0.1-hour unabridged recording, read by Khristine Hvam, released October 30, 2018, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Comedy shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 0.1 hrs
- Narrated by
- Khristine Hvam
- Released
- October 30, 2018
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody, Comedy, Self-Development
- ISBN
- 9781549199974
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How long is the Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson audiobook?
Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson runs 0.1 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 0.1 hours.
Is the Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson audiobook free?
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Who narrates Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson?
Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson is narrated by Khristine Hvam.