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Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong by Steven Petrow

Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong: Audiobook

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong audiobook runs 6.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Michael Butler Murray (about 4.1 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

6.2listening hrs
Essays & Anthologiesstore shelf
2021released
Free for new listeners

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What our data says

  • At 6.2 hours, it is shorter than 59% of the 4,590 Essays & Anthologies audiobooks in our catalog.

About as long, on the Essays & Anthologies shelf

421 Essays & Anthologies audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:

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About this listen

Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong is an audiobook by Steven Petrow: a 6.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Michael Butler Murray, released June 29, 2021, on the Essays & Anthologies shelf.

The listen at a glance

Length
6.2 hrs
Narrated by
Michael Butler Murray
Released
June 29, 2021
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Essays & Anthologies
ISBN
9781696603874

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How long is the Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong audiobook?

Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong runs 6.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 4.1 hours.

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Who narrates Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong?

Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong is narrated by Michael Butler Murray.