The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated.: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated. runs 4.5 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Darren Scott Sommer (about 3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 4.5 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
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| 30 min / day | 9 days |
| 1 hour / day | 5 days |
| 2 hours / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 3 days |
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What our data says
- At 4.5 hours, it is shorter than 88% of the 10,266 Memoirs audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Memoirs shelf
495 Memoirs audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated. is an audiobook by Darren Scott Sommer: a 4.5-hour unabridged recording, read by Darren Scott Sommer, released September 16, 2025, on the Memoirs shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 4.5 hrs
- Narrated by
- Darren Scott Sommer
- Released
- September 16, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Memoirs
- ISBN
- 9780646724812
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated. as an audiobook?
The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated. runs 4.5 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3 hours.
Is The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated. free as an audiobook?
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Who narrates The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated.?
The Claus Are Out: What it’s really like to be Santa — a comedy memoir that isn’t sugar-coated. is narrated by Darren Scott Sommer.