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The Secretest of Secretisms by Dave Beige

The Secretest of Secretisms: Audiobook

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, The Secretest of Secretisms runs 4 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Jason Keller (about 2.7 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

4listening hrs
Comedy, Satire & Parodystore shelf
2025released
Free for new listeners

The instrument When will you finish it?

Based on 4 hours of listening.

Days to finish The Secretest of Secretisms at common listening paces
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30 min / day8 days
1 hour / day4 days
2 hours / day2 days
1 hour / day at 1.5×3 days

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What our data says

  • At 4 hours, it is shorter than 65% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

The Secretest of Secretisms is an audiobook by Dave Beige: a 4-hour unabridged recording, read by Jason Keller, released September 11, 2025, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf.

The listen at a glance

Length
4 hrs
Narrated by
Jason Keller
Released
September 11, 2025
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Comedy, Satire & Parody
ISBN
9780008783150

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Questions listeners ask

How long is The Secretest of Secretisms as an audiobook?

The Secretest of Secretisms runs 4 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 2.7 hours.

Is The Secretest of Secretisms free as an audiobook?

Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.

Who narrates The Secretest of Secretisms?

The Secretest of Secretisms is narrated by Jason Keller.