THE USEFULNESS of HIPPOPOTAMUS: A Humorous Chapbook for Trying Times: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, THE USEFULNESS of HIPPOPOTAMUS: A Humorous Chapbook for Trying Times runs 0.6 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Matthew Longmire (about 0.4 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 0.6 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
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| 30 min / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day | 1 day |
| 2 hours / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 1 day |
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What our data says
- At 0.6 hours, it is shorter than 98% of the 14,520 Literary Fiction audiobooks in our catalog.
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Matthew Longmire narrates 22 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 32 hours in all.
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About as long, on the Literary Fiction shelf
96 Literary Fiction audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
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Other recordings
- The 2024 recording read by Atif Salehin runs 2.1 hours longer (2.7 hours).
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
THE USEFULNESS of HIPPOPOTAMUS: A Humorous Chapbook for Trying Times is an audiobook by Vincent J. Tomeo: a 0.6-hour unabridged recording, read by Matthew Longmire, released January 28, 2025, on the Literary Fiction shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 0.6 hrs
- Narrated by
- Matthew Longmire
- Released
- January 28, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Literary Fiction
- ISBN
- 9798347712335
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How long is THE USEFULNESS of HIPPOPOTAMUS: A Humorous Chapbook for Trying Times as an audiobook?
THE USEFULNESS of HIPPOPOTAMUS: A Humorous Chapbook for Trying Times runs 0.6 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 0.4 hours.
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Who narrates THE USEFULNESS of HIPPOPOTAMUS: A Humorous Chapbook for Trying Times?
THE USEFULNESS of HIPPOPOTAMUS: A Humorous Chapbook for Trying Times is narrated by Matthew Longmire.