There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel: Audiobook
Book 5 of the John Dies at the End series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel audiobook runs 13.3 hours unabridged, narrated by Ari Fliakos (about 8.9 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 13.3 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 27 days |
| 1 hour / day | 14 days |
| 2 hours / day | 7 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 9 days |
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What our data says
- At 13.3 hours, it runs longer than 90% of the 5,506 Horror audiobooks in our catalog.
More narrated by Ari Fliakos
Ari Fliakos narrates 143 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 1,385 hours in all.
About as long, on the Horror shelf
412 Horror audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
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Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel is book 5 of Jason Pargin's John Dies at the End series: a 13.3-hour unabridged recording, read by Ari Fliakos, released November 3, 2026, on the Horror shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 13.3 hrs
- Narrated by
- Ari Fliakos
- Released
- November 3, 2026
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Horror
- Series
- John Dies at the End #5
- ISBN
- 9781250446718
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel audiobook?
There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel runs 13.3 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 8.9 hours.
Is the There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel audiobook free?
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Who narrates There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel?
There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel is narrated by Ari Fliakos.
Is There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel worth listening to at 1.5× speed?
At 1.5× you'd finish in about 8.9 hours, saving 4.4 hours.