Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond: Audiobook
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond audiobook runs 8.5 hours unabridged, narrated by Victoria Emes (about 5.7 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 8.5 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 17 days |
| 1 hour / day | 9 days |
| 2 hours / day | 5 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 6 days |
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What our data says
- At 8.5 hours, it runs longer than 72% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
580 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond is an audiobook by Victoria Emes: a 8.5-hour unabridged recording, read by Victoria Emes, released February 17, 2022, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Women shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 8.5 hrs
- Narrated by
- Victoria Emes
- Released
- February 17, 2022
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody, Women, Parenting
- ISBN
- 9780008453572
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How long is the Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond audiobook?
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond runs 8.5 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 5.7 hours.
Is the Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond audiobook free?
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Who narrates Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond?
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond is narrated by Victoria Emes.