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When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey

When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State: Audiobook

Book 14 of the Serge Storms series

According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State audiobook runs 5 hours unabridged, narrated by Oliver Wyman (about 3.4 hours at 1.5× playback speed).

5listening hrs
Action & Adventure (Fiction)store shelf
2011released
Free for new listeners

The instrument When will you finish it?

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What our data says

  • At 5 hours, it is shorter than 78% of the 6,730 Action & Adventure (Fiction) audiobooks in our catalog.

Catching up on Serge Storms

This is book 14. Books 1 to 13 run 138.2 hours before it; books 1 to 16 run 163.7 hours in all.

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2Hammerhead Ranch Motel10.2 hrs
3Orange Crush11.1 hrs
4Triggerfish Twist11.3 hrs
5The Stingray Shuffle11.3 hrs
6Cadillac Beach10.7 hrs
7Torpedo Juice10.7 hrs
8The Big Bamboo10.6 hrs
9Hurricane Punch10.5 hrs
10Atomic Lobster10.4 hrs
11Nuclear Jellyfish9.4 hrs
12Gator A-Go-Go10.7 hrs

About as long, on the Action & Adventure (Fiction) shelf

355 Action & Adventure (Fiction) audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:

Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.

About this listen

When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State is book 14 of Tim Dorsey's Serge Storms series: a 5-hour unabridged recording, read by Oliver Wyman, released October 25, 2011, on the Action & Adventure (Fiction) and Comedy, Satire & Parody shelves.

The listen at a glance

Length
5 hrs
Narrated by
Oliver Wyman
Released
October 25, 2011
Format
Unabridged audiobook
Language
English
Store shelves
Action & Adventure (Fiction), Comedy, Satire & Parody
Series
Serge Storms #14
ISBN
9780062111838

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Questions listeners ask

How long is the When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State audiobook?

When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State runs 5 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.4 hours.

Is the When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State audiobook free?

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Who narrates When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State?

When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State is narrated by Oliver Wyman.