A Vampire's Midlife Crisis: Audiobook
Book 1 of the Misfits Of New Orleans series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, A Vampire's Midlife Crisis runs 3.3 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Jessie Elwyn (about 2.2 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 3.3 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 7 days |
| 1 hour / day | 4 days |
| 2 hours / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 3 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 3.3 hours, it is shorter than 95% of the 7,183 Rom-Com audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Misfits Of New Orleans
This is book 1. Books 1 to 3 run 10.1 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | A Vampire's Midlife Crisis | 3.3 hrs |
| 2 | A Vampire's Spooktacular Wedding | 3.5 hrs |
| 3 | Whiskers and Whipped Cream | 3.2 hrs |
More narrated by Jessie Elwyn
Jessie Elwyn narrates 12 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 84 hours in all.
About as long, on the Rom-Com shelf
131 Rom-Com audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
A Vampire's Midlife Crisis is book 1 of Valerie Twombly's Misfits Of New Orleans series: a 3.3-hour unabridged recording, read by Jessie Elwyn, released January 17, 2025, on the Rom-Com shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 3.3 hrs
- Narrated by
- Jessie Elwyn
- Released
- January 17, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Rom-Com
- Series
- Misfits Of New Orleans #1
- ISBN
- 9798347954179
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is A Vampire's Midlife Crisis as an audiobook?
A Vampire's Midlife Crisis runs 3.3 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 2.2 hours.
Is A Vampire's Midlife Crisis free as an audiobook?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates A Vampire's Midlife Crisis?
A Vampire's Midlife Crisis is narrated by Jessie Elwyn.