His Banana: Audiobook
Book 1 of the Objects of Attraction series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the His Banana audiobook runs 4.9 hours unabridged, narrated by Cj Bloom and Alexander Cendese (about 3.2 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 4.9 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 10 days |
| 1 hour / day | 5 days |
| 2 hours / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 4 days |
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What our data says
- At 4.9 hours, it is shorter than 84% of the 16,241 Modern audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Objects of Attraction
This is book 1. Books 1 to 6 run 30.7 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | His Banana | 4.9 hrs |
| 2 | Her Cherry | 5.1 hrs |
| 3 | His Treat | 4.7 hrs |
| 4 | His Package | 5.4 hrs |
| 5 | Her Secret | 5.4 hrs |
| 6 | Her Bush | 5.3 hrs |
More narrated by Cj Bloom
Cj Bloom narrates 139 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 1,192 hours in all.
About as long, on the Modern shelf
1,158 Modern audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
His Banana is book 1 of Penelope Bloom's Objects of Attraction series: a 4.9-hour unabridged recording, read by Cj Bloom and Alexander Cendese, released December 28, 2018, on the Modern and Billionaire shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 4.9 hrs
- Narrated by
- Cj Bloom, Alexander Cendese
- Released
- December 28, 2018
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Modern, Billionaire
- Series
- Objects of Attraction #1
- ISBN
- 9781977333391
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the His Banana audiobook?
His Banana runs 4.9 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.2 hours.
Is the His Banana audiobook free?
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Who narrates His Banana?
His Banana is narrated by Cj Bloom and Alexander Cendese.