How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster: Audiobook
Book 1 of the Monster Girlfriend series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster audiobook runs 2.8 hours unabridged, narrated by Natalie Beran (about 1.8 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 2.8 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 6 days |
| 1 hour / day | 3 days |
| 2 hours / day | 2 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 2 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 2.8 hours, it is shorter than 91% of the 8,772 Paranormal audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Monster Girlfriend
This is book 1. Books 1 to 3 run 9.5 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster | 2.8 hrs |
| 2 | How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen | 3.2 hrs |
| 3 | How to Get the Girl And Not Destroy the World | 3.5 hrs |
More narrated by Natalie Beran
Natalie Beran narrates 27 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 191 hours in all.
About as long, on the Paranormal shelf
148 Paranormal audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster is book 1 of Marie Cardno's Monster Girlfriend series: a 2.8-hour unabridged recording, read by Natalie Beran, released February 16, 2026, on the Paranormal and Romantasy (Romance) shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 2.8 hrs
- Narrated by
- Natalie Beran
- Released
- February 16, 2026
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Paranormal, Romantasy (Romance), LGBTQ+ (Romance)
- Series
- Monster Girlfriend #1
- ISBN
- 9798331950064
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster audiobook?
How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster runs 2.8 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 1.8 hours.
Is the How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster audiobook free?
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Who narrates How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster?
How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster is narrated by Natalie Beran.