Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix: Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap: Audiobook
Book 1 of the Namaste, Bitch – A Cosmic Middle Finger to the Matrix series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix: Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap audiobook runs 0.5 hours unabridged, narrated by Solar Bruntha (about 0.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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What our data says
- At 0.5 hours, it is shorter than 97% of the 10,901 Medicine & Naturopathy audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Namaste, Bitch – A Cosmic Middle Finger to the Matrix
This is book 1. Books 1 to 2 run 0.8 hours in all.
More narrated by Solar Bruntha
Solar Bruntha narrates 8 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 4 hours in all.
About as long, on the Medicine & Naturopathy shelf
125 Medicine & Naturopathy audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix: Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap is book 1 of Solar Bruntha's Namaste, Bitch – A Cosmic Middle Finger to the Matrix series: a 0.5-hour unabridged recording, read by Solar Bruntha, released August 18, 2025, on the Medicine & Naturopathy shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 0.5 hrs
- Narrated by
- Solar Bruntha
- Released
- August 18, 2025
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Medicine & Naturopathy
- Series
- Namaste, Bitch – A Cosmic Middle Finger to the Matrix #1
- ISBN
- 9798318309625
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How long is the Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix: Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap audiobook?
Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix: Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap runs 0.5 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 0.3 hours.
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Who narrates Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix: Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap?
Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix: Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap is narrated by Solar Bruntha.