Never Fuck Up: Audiobook
Book 2 of the Stockholm Noir series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Never Fuck Up audiobook runs 19.4 hours unabridged, narrated by David Ackroyd (about 12.9 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 19.4 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 39 days |
| 1 hour / day | 20 days |
| 2 hours / day | 10 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 13 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 19.4 hours, it runs longer than 99% of the 22,296 Police & Detective audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Stockholm Noir Trilogy
This is book 2. Book 1 runs 19.8 hours before it; books 1 to 3 run 59.5 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Easy Money | 19.8 hrs |
| 2 | Never Fuck Up | 19.4 hrs |
| 3 | Life Deluxe | 20.4 hrs |
More narrated by David Ackroyd
David Ackroyd narrates 15 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 125 hours in all.
About as long, on the Police & Detective shelf
201 Police & Detective audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
- Gone Girl
- The Good Daughter
- The Silent Wife
- In the Woods
- False Witness
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Never Fuck Up is book 2 of Jens Lapidus's Stockholm Noir series: a 19.4-hour unabridged recording, read by David Ackroyd, released June 18, 2013, on the Police & Detective shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 19.4 hrs
- Narrated by
- David Ackroyd
- Released
- June 18, 2013
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Police & Detective
- Series
- Stockholm Noir Trilogy #2
- ISBN
- 9780307966711
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the Never Fuck Up audiobook?
Never Fuck Up runs 19.4 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 12.9 hours.
Is the Never Fuck Up audiobook free?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates Never Fuck Up?
Never Fuck Up is narrated by David Ackroyd.
Is Never Fuck Up worth listening to at 1.5× speed?
At 1.5× you'd finish in about 12.9 hours, saving 6.5 hours.