No Mallets Intended: Audiobook
Book 4 of the Vintage Kitchen Mystery series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the No Mallets Intended audiobook runs 9.3 hours unabridged, narrated by Emily Woo Zeller (about 6.2 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 9.3 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 19 days |
| 1 hour / day | 10 days |
| 2 hours / day | 5 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 7 days |
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What our data says
- At 9.3 hours, it runs longer than 63% of the 22,296 Police & Detective audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Vintage Kitchen Mystery
This is book 4. Books 1 to 3 run 26.8 hours before it; books 1 to 12 run 108.3 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | A Deadly Grind | 9.6 hrs |
| 2 | Bowled Over | 8.4 hrs |
| 3 | Freezer I'll Shoot | 8.8 hrs |
| 4 | No Mallets Intended | 9.3 hrs |
| 5 | White Colander Crime | 9.2 hrs |
| 6 | Leave It to Cleaver | 9.2 hrs |
| 7 | No Grater Danger | 7.8 hrs |
| 8 | Breaking the Mould | 10.3 hrs |
| 9 | Cast Iron Alibi | 9 hrs |
| 10 | A Calculated Whisk | 8.7 hrs |
| 11 | Sieve and Let Die | 8.8 hrs |
| 12 | Cat Got Your Tongs | 9.2 hrs |
More narrated by Emily Woo Zeller
Emily Woo Zeller narrates 491 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 5,175 hours in all.
About as long, on the Police & Detective shelf
6,087 Police & Detective audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
No Mallets Intended is book 4 of Victoria Hamilton's Vintage Kitchen Mystery series: a 9.3-hour unabridged recording, read by Emily Woo Zeller, released December 1, 2015, on the Police & Detective shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 9.3 hrs
- Narrated by
- Emily Woo Zeller
- Released
- December 1, 2015
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Police & Detective
- Series
- Vintage Kitchen Mystery #4
- ISBN
- 9781494589660
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the No Mallets Intended audiobook?
No Mallets Intended runs 9.3 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 6.2 hours.
Is the No Mallets Intended audiobook free?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates No Mallets Intended?
No Mallets Intended is narrated by Emily Woo Zeller.