The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year,: Audiobook
Book 1 of the Sh!t No One Tells You series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, runs 5.5 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Dawn Dais (about 3.7 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 5.5 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 11 days |
| 1 hour / day | 6 days |
| 2 hours / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 4 days |
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What our data says
- At 5.5 hours, it is shorter than 54% of the 4,209 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Sh!t No One Tells You
This is book 1. Books 1 to 4 run 20.8 hours in all.
More narrated by Dawn Dais
Dawn Dais narrates 4 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 22 hours in all.
About as long, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody shelf
454 Comedy, Satire & Parody audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, is book 1 of Dawn Dais's Sh!t No One Tells You series: a 5.5-hour unabridged recording, read by Dawn Dais, released November 23, 2021, on the Comedy, Satire & Parody and Parenting shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 5.5 hrs
- Narrated by
- Dawn Dais
- Released
- November 23, 2021
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Comedy, Satire & Parody, Parenting
- Series
- Sh!t No One Tells You #1
- ISBN
- 9781666122947
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, as an audiobook?
The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, runs 5.5 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 3.7 hours.
Is The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, free as an audiobook?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year,?
The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, is narrated by Dawn Dais.