The Sh!te Before Christmas: Audiobook
Book 2 of the Mammy Banter series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, The Sh!te Before Christmas runs 9.4 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Serena Terry (about 6.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 9.4 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 19 days |
| 1 hour / day | 10 days |
| 2 hours / day | 5 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 7 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 9.4 hours, it is shorter than 54% of the 13,058 Contemporary Women audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Mammy Banter
This is book 2. Book 1 runs 8.9 hours before it; books 1 to 2 run 18.3 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Secret Life of an Uncool Mum | 8.9 hrs |
| 2 | The Sh!te Before Christmas | 9.4 hrs |
About as long, on the Contemporary Women shelf
4,091 Contemporary Women audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
The Sh!te Before Christmas is book 2 of Serena Terry's Mammy Banter series: a 9.4-hour unabridged recording, read by Serena Terry, released November 10, 2022, on the Contemporary Women and Relationships & Intimacy shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 9.4 hrs
- Narrated by
- Serena Terry
- Released
- November 10, 2022
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Contemporary Women, Relationships & Intimacy
- Series
- Mammy Banter #2
- ISBN
- 9780008579906
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is The Sh!te Before Christmas as an audiobook?
The Sh!te Before Christmas runs 9.4 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 6.3 hours.
Is The Sh!te Before Christmas free as an audiobook?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates The Sh!te Before Christmas?
The Sh!te Before Christmas is narrated by Serena Terry.