The Witless Protection Program: Audiobook
Book 5 of the Catering Hall Mystery series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, The Witless Protection Program runs 8.2 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Devon Sorvari (about 5.5 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 8.2 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 17 days |
| 1 hour / day | 9 days |
| 2 hours / day | 5 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 6 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 8.2 hours, it is shorter than 55% of the 22,296 Police & Detective audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Catering Hall Mystery
This is book 5. Books 1 to 4 run 32.1 hours before it; books 1 to 5 run 40.3 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Here Comes the Body | 7.9 hrs |
| 2 | Long Island Iced Tina | 7.9 hrs |
| 3 | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder | 8.3 hrs |
| 4 | Four Parties and a Funeral | 8 hrs |
| 5 | The Witless Protection Program | 8.2 hrs |
More narrated by Devon Sorvari
Devon Sorvari narrates 243 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 2,176 hours in all.
About as long, on the Police & Detective shelf
5,531 Police & Detective audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
- Left To Die (An Adele Sharp Mystery—Book One)
- Girl on a Train
- Open Season
- Savage Run
- The 18th Abduction
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
The Witless Protection Program is book 5 of Maria Dirico's Catering Hall Mystery series: a 8.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Devon Sorvari, released March 26, 2024, on the Police & Detective and Cozy Mystery shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 8.2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Devon Sorvari
- Released
- March 26, 2024
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Police & Detective, Cozy Mystery
- Series
- Catering Hall Mystery #5
- ISBN
- 9798855521306
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is The Witless Protection Program as an audiobook?
The Witless Protection Program runs 8.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 5.5 hours.
Is The Witless Protection Program free as an audiobook?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates The Witless Protection Program?
The Witless Protection Program is narrated by Devon Sorvari.