The Woebegone Twins: Audiobook
Book 2 of the Tales from Schwartzgarten series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, The Woebegone Twins runs 6.5 hours as an unabridged audiobook, narrated by Simon Shepherd (about 4.3 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 6.5 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 13 days |
| 1 hour / day | 7 days |
| 2 hours / day | 4 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 5 days |
You'll finish in – by –
Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 6.5 hours, it runs longer than 91% of the 4,124 Humor audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Tales from Schwartzgarten
This is book 2. Book 1 runs 6.3 hours before it; books 1 to 4 run 25.8 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Osbert the Avenger | 6.3 hrs |
| 2 | The Woebegone Twins | 6.5 hrs |
| 3 | The Lily-Livered Prince | 6 hrs |
| 4 | Marius and the Band of Blood | 7 hrs |
More narrated by Simon Shepherd
Simon Shepherd narrates 30 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 292 hours in all.
About as long, on the Humor shelf
233 Humor audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
The Woebegone Twins is book 2 of Christopher William Hill's Tales from Schwartzgarten series: a 6.5-hour unabridged recording, read by Simon Shepherd, released March 6, 2014, on the Humor shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 6.5 hrs
- Narrated by
- Simon Shepherd
- Released
- March 6, 2014
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Humor
- Series
- Tales from Schwartzgarten #2
- ISBN
- 9781471257704
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is The Woebegone Twins as an audiobook?
The Woebegone Twins runs 6.5 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 4.3 hours.
Is The Woebegone Twins free as an audiobook?
Yes, for new listeners: the trial starts you with three free audiobooks.
Who narrates The Woebegone Twins?
The Woebegone Twins is narrated by Simon Shepherd.