Three Wrong Turns in the Desert: Audiobook
Book 1 of the Have Body Will Guard series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the Three Wrong Turns in the Desert audiobook runs 8.1 hours unabridged, narrated by Stan Jenson (about 5.4 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
The instrument When will you finish it?
Based on 8.1 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 17 days |
| 1 hour / day | 9 days |
| 2 hours / day | 5 days |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 6 days |
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What our data says
- At 8.1 hours, it runs longer than 55% of the 4,552 LGBTQ+ (Romance) audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Have Body Will Guard
This is book 1. Books 1 to 9 run 63.3 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Three Wrong Turns in the Desert | 8.1 hrs |
| 2 | Dancing with the Tide | 6.6 hrs |
| 3 | Teach Me Tonight | 6.8 hrs |
| 4 | Olives for the Stranger | 7.1 hrs |
| 5 | Under the Waterfall | 8.3 hrs |
| 6 | The Noblest Vengeance | 6.5 hrs |
| 7 | Finding Freddie Venus | 7.3 hrs |
| 8 | A Cold Wind | 6 hrs |
| 9 | The Same Page | 6.7 hrs |
More narrated by Stan Jenson
Stan Jenson narrates 19 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 201 hours in all.
About as long, on the LGBTQ+ (Romance) shelf
962 LGBTQ+ (Romance) audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
Three Wrong Turns in the Desert is book 1 of Neil Plakcy's Have Body Will Guard series: a 8.1-hour unabridged recording, read by Stan Jenson, released September 2, 2013, on the LGBTQ+ (Romance) and LGBTQ+ (Fiction) shelves.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 8.1 hrs
- Narrated by
- Stan Jenson
- Released
- September 2, 2013
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- LGBTQ+ (Romance), LGBTQ+ (Fiction)
- Series
- Have Body Will Guard #1
- ISBN
- 9781662247033
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the Three Wrong Turns in the Desert audiobook?
Three Wrong Turns in the Desert runs 8.1 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 5.4 hours.
Is the Three Wrong Turns in the Desert audiobook free?
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Who narrates Three Wrong Turns in the Desert?
Three Wrong Turns in the Desert is narrated by Stan Jenson.