You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw: Audiobook
Book 7 of the Here's Hank series
According to The Books Insider's catalog data, the You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw audiobook runs 1.2 hours unabridged, narrated by Lin Oliver (about 0.8 hours at 1.5× playback speed).
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Based on 1.2 hours of listening.
| Your pace | You'll finish in |
|---|---|
| 30 min / day | 3 days |
| 1 hour / day | 2 days |
| 2 hours / day | 1 day |
| 1 hour / day at 1.5× | 1 day |
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Part of The Audiobook Finish-Time Calculator: the same instrument for any audiobook we measure.
What our data says
- At 1.2 hours, it is shorter than 57% of the 4,124 Humor audiobooks in our catalog.
Catching up on Here's Hank
This is book 7. Books 1 to 6 run 6.4 hours before it; books 1 to 12 run 13.4 hours in all.
| Book | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bookmarks are People Too! | 1 hrs |
| 2 | A Short Tale About a Long Dog | 1 hrs |
| 3 | Stop that Frog! | 1.1 hrs |
| 4 | Fake Snakes and Weird Wizards | 1.2 hrs |
| 5 | There's a Zombie in My Bathtub | 1.1 hrs |
| 6 | How to Hug an Elephant | 1.2 hrs |
| 7 | You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw | 1.2 hrs |
| 8 | The Soggy, Foggy Campout | 1.2 hrs |
| 9 | Always Watch Out for the Flying Potato Salad! | 1.1 hrs |
| 10 | Hooray! My Butt Left the Bench! | 1.1 hrs |
| 11 | Robot on the Loose | 1.3 hrs |
| 12 | Everybody Is Somebody | 1.1 hrs |
More narrated by Lin Oliver
Lin Oliver narrates 7 unabridged audiobooks in our catalog, 10 hours in all.
About as long, on the Humor shelf
224 Humor audiobooks in our catalog run within 10% of this length. The most popular on the store:
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Computed from 409,794 English-language unabridged audiobooks in The Books Insider catalog (store data read November 3, 2026). Lengths are the store's own running times. Methodology.
About this listen
You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw is book 7 of Lin Oliver's Here's Hank series: a 1.2-hour unabridged recording, read by Lin Oliver, released June 22, 2021, on the Humor shelf.
The listen at a glance
- Length
- 1.2 hrs
- Narrated by
- Lin Oliver
- Released
- June 22, 2021
- Format
- Unabridged audiobook
- Language
- English
- Store shelves
- Humor
- Series
- Here's Hank #7
- ISBN
- 9781980094241
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Start listening freeQuestions listeners ask
How long is the You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw audiobook?
You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw runs 1.2 hours unabridged. At 1.5× speed that drops to roughly 0.8 hours.
Is the You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw audiobook free?
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Who narrates You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw?
You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw is narrated by Lin Oliver.